Axl's Missed April Fool's Day

[Below is a combined and archived version of a LiveJournal crosspost and related responses originally here and here, because LiveJournal became hard to impossible for me to access. Icons and threading not preserved, with an attempt to post each reply thread as a single reply.]

[Axl (trigger_imp@livejournal.com)]
Axl's back in the Nexus, and sulky about something. Just what it is becomes clear when he says, "I missed April Fools Day! How can anyone make up for something like that?"