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Waspinator got e-mail. Friend-bot is safe. Was just bad dream...

Waspinator is glad was just bad dream...

[Severe Retcon Note: Almost everything here should probably be considered scratched, as related entries have already been moved to the Scratchpile. However, the conversation with Steadfast branched off her interaction with the Crab earlier, so that's still part of Waspy's timeline... just say she happened by as he was listening to the report for whatever reason (perhaps it was an anniversary of something), and things went from there.]

Fish-bot is no help... says he 'doesn't associate with other Maximals'...

Waspinator ask on Sages, got told to look under tables by strange fleshie-bot...

Little Met-bots upset Waspinator... thought Friend-bot missing was funny. Is not funny at all.

Waspinator seems to be missing. He hasn't been in his cave for days, and the last I heard from him he was buzzing something about a party.

I fed his stupid pet iguana... and found a few e-mail contacts scribbled on notes.

If anyone has any idea what happened to the wasp, please do get in touch.

And, Cyclonus... if you had ANYTHING to do with this... my reaction will not be pleasant for you.

*sigh* Waspinator spend more time in CR tank than anywhere else. This time, it because stupid ancient-bot with bunny helmet (firstlieutenant) shoot Waspinator.

Is NOT Waspinator's fault Waspinator has glitches and forget names. Waspinator can't think of other name for Bunny-bot that Waspinator can remember.

Waspinator even have trouble remembering Dactyl-bot's name, but Dactyl-bot understood...

Friend-bot (mega_cartoon) and scary Crab-bot (psychocrab) put Waspinator in CR this time.

Waspinator is upset. Waspinator wake up today and just want to go plant things with Friend-bot. Spend all morning looking for things to plant... Stupid Bunny-bot.

Waspinator have SO much fun yesterday. Waspinator follow new Friend-bot (mega_cartoon) home from Nexus (sages_of_chaos)

Not too good at first, because evil femmebot hit Waspinator and Friend-bot with frying pan. Waspinator was worried, but Friend-bot is ok now.

When Friend-bot better, us talk some, and plant flowers. Waspinator spend this morning looking for more flowers to plant, and maybe some other things.

Waspinator still surprised that Waspinator not fall apart once at all yesterday. Even when evil femmebot hit Waspinator, Waspinator not lose any pieces! One bug wing and two legs a bit loose, but is fixed now, and nothing fall off...

Oh... New Friend-bot's name is Forte. Reminds me of Dactyl-bot sometimes...

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This is just... wrong on SO many levels! And I can't stop snickering at it.

Waspinator is so tired... Waspinator have very bad week. Universe hates Waspinator...

Every time Waspinator get out of CR this week, something happen to Waspinator... and Waspinator have to drag self back to CR. Waspinator SICK of being hurt all the time...

Waspinator finally back in one piece, so updating journal...

It has been suggested that we explain a little about ourselves on this journal. Normally I wouldn't be in the habit of making certain events publicly known, but after seeing the Nexus (sages_of_chaos) I've come to realise the chances are good that anyone really wanting to know at least some of our secrets could probably find them out from a comic book or television show. After that, some degrees of discretion become moot.

The events leading to where we are now began, I suppose, in Egypt... with Afzel. Afzel was a 3,000 year old sorceror who had stolen a certain secret of magic from a group of sorcerors who worshipped the demon-lord Sutekh. Sutekh, being a demon, does not like to share his secrets, and promptly sent his Servants to hunt down Afzel. Unfortunately for myself and several of my friends, Afzel was later mugged just outside of our puppet theatre in Paris.

This was in 1902, and I was in my twenties. It was Elsa who found the sorceror... she'd attended the performance that evening and happened to see the mugging as she was leaving the theatre. Her calls for help drove off the muggers, and then she came to the door looking for help.

We allowed Afzel to stay in the back room of the theatre while we waited to see if he would recover from his injuries. He regained conciousness while I was the only other person there, checking on props and puppets for the next performance. He told me he was a wizard, that he was 3,000 years old, that he was dying, and that he intended to teach me the magic he had stolen before he died. Naturally, I thought he was insane.

Then the puppets I'd left on the workshop table started to move by themselves. It was Afzel making them move then, his will, using them as puppets. He had them paint glyphs of protection for the doors of the theatre, meant to hide him from Sutekh's Servants.

I think I was too stunned to protest further when he insisted again on teaching me magic. I wonder, though... if I had known what his teachings would lead to, would I have accepted? Or given the old bastard a sound kick out the door...

Wheeeeee!!!!!!

Waspinator have FUN today! Us have Beach Party!!!

Had to invite Maximals, but that not so bad. Waspinator actually kind of like Cat-Bot when Cat-Bot not shooting at Waspinator.

Waspinator tell Cat-Bot secret of how to get Fish-bot out of room for party, but Fish-bot stay in water all day anyway.

Waspinator and Cat-Bot sing for party. Kareoke. Nobody else like, and someone threw a seashell at Waspinator... Waspinator not sure who. Waspinator was just having fun. :(

Tarantulas cook desert again, but this time everyone know better than to eat any. Waspinator knew better LAST time Tarantulas cooked. Waspinator is SMART.

Well, this was briefly amusing...

( Of course the real answer is... I won't. )
And then there's this...
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I just know I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to think of a list of ways to kill someone with AOL Trial CDs...