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*sigh* Waspinator spend more time in CR tank than anywhere else. This time, it because stupid ancient-bot with bunny helmet (firstlieutenant) shoot Waspinator.

Is NOT Waspinator's fault Waspinator has glitches and forget names. Waspinator can't think of other name for Bunny-bot that Waspinator can remember.

Waspinator even have trouble remembering Dactyl-bot's name, but Dactyl-bot understood...

Friend-bot (mega_cartoon) and scary Crab-bot (psychocrab) put Waspinator in CR this time.

Waspinator is upset. Waspinator wake up today and just want to go plant things with Friend-bot. Spend all morning looking for things to plant... Stupid Bunny-bot.

Comments

[kaci-celica.livejournal.com]

Aww man, Waspin'... not again. :( *sigh* You poor guy. And just when you were starting to feel better from having made friends with Forte, too. Hope you recover soon, okay? And that you have to spend less o' your time in the... um, CR thingy. (Sorry, ain't Cybertronian- dunno what a CR is. ^_^; )

[bw_waspy]

CR is used to repair Waspinator. Repairs other Beast Warriors too, if any were left.

CR kind of look like round bathtub. Rex-bot even use spare one for bathtub... Waspinator think that strange, but not say anything about that or rubber duck in front of Rex-bot. Waspinator not stupid.

[kaci-celica.livejournal.com]

Rex-bot? Rubber duck? O_o Okay, now you've gotten my curiosity piqued. :P Tell me more...

[bw_waspy]

Rex-bot... Megatron... have spare CR moved to his quarters. Rex-bot used it as hot-tub, and had rubber ducky.

[kaci-celica.livejournal.com]

*pause*

Oh...

*giggles*

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

Is true, is funny, and personally I'm hoping the rumours he used to sing in the bath aren't rumours. Had a lovely voice, did Megs. ;) *sends a copy of a couple of BW episodes featuring The Duck over the wireless connection for you*

((Misrouted E-Mail))

[dr-al-w.livejournal.com]

From: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
To: mega_cartoon@livejournal.com
Subject: Invitation to conversation
Body:
Hello, Blues, Rock. It's Dr. Wily again. Thank you for visiting the other day. It was good to see you. Remember, if you ever need repairs, I'll do what I can. If I can get enough tools, and perhaps spare parts, to set up a decent robotics repair facility, I'll be happy to repair things that I can't now.

Re: ((Misrouted E-Mail))

[bw_waspy]

*blinks... is surprised to get e-mail, and confused when he doesn't know who from or why... reads carefully and types up response on his rigged-together computer*

From: waspinator@livejournal.com
To: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
Subject: re: Invitation to conversation
Body:
Waspinator not think this his e-mail. Waspinator is confused, but think there must be some mistake.

Something sound familiar to Waspinator, but Waspinator not sure. Waspinator is very bad with names.

[dr-al-w.livejournal.com]

From: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
To: Waspinator@livejournal.com
Subject: Misrouted email
Body:
Terribly sorry about that... I've no idea how it happened. I was trying to contact my son/creation, Forte, an android from my future, and his friend Rock, also known as Mega Man or Rockman, from an alternate timeline. Forte is a humanoid robot in black armor, and his helmet resembles a stylized cobra hood. Mega Man tends to wear blue armor, but has lately taken to wearing human clothing. I don't suppose you've seen them around?

[bw_waspy]

From: waspinator@livejournal.com
To: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
Subject: re: Misrouted email
Body:
Waspinator knows Forte... is Friend-bot!

Waspinator see Friend-bot earlier today, but Waspinator spend part of morning in CR because stupid Bunny-bot shoot Waspinator because Waspinator have problems with names. Friend-bot and Crab-bot have to put Waspinator in CR again.

You are Friend-bot's father? Friend-bot is lucky to have family...

((note: By bunny-bot he means Cyclonus, not Forte. Cyclonus was not amused.))

[dr-al-w.livejournal.com]

From: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
To: waspinator@livejournal.com
Subject: Friend-bot
Body:
Really? You must come and visit sometime. CR is some kind of hospital? Repair facility? I'm sorry you were injured. You are healing well, I hope?

I wish I was as good a father as I'd like to be. My alternate and/or future self or selves seem to have been, to use the slang, 'total lunatics', and he had to deal with them most of his life rather than someone supportive and .... it's just very frustrating. He should have the teleportation coordinates, though I must warn you that if you use organic matter for your primary thought processing, teleportation is probably not very safe. It degrades the neural pathways and scrambles the fragile electrical signals on human brains, at least.

[bw_waspy]

*has to think hard to remember the words for some of this e-mail, occasionally checking the notes he's taken to keeping in subspace*

From: waspinator@livejournal.com
To: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
Subject: re: Friend-bot
Body:
CR is repair device. Uses nanites to do repairs. Nanites in liquid, so CR look like pool. Waspinator have bad luck, so Waspinator spends lots of time in CR, but CR doesn't hurt, and Waspinator is ok now.

Waspinator sorry about family problems. Dactyl-bot not get along with parents either. Waspinator not know if any of other Predacons had parents.

Waspinator's beast mode use scanned DNA. Waspinator is a wasp. But beast mode is not really organic, Waspinator think... Waspinator not sure, but think beast mode is something like CR, but not nanites. Waspinator not understand enough to say.

Waspinator can fly, but Waspinator not able to teleport.

[dr-al-w.livejournal.com]

From: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
To: waspinator@livejournal.com
Subject: Teleportation
Body:
Depending on your size, I may be able to fit you with a teleport drive... Of course, I don't know if your systems would be able to handle it. If you could bring some spare parts or something, I could probably cobble a new one together. Thank you for the information, though. I'll see what I can do. I think I'm going to head to bed for the night... Have a good day, Waspinator.

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

You know, Waspy, if it's not like across time or something, I could fly you to wherever you need to go. One-wasp sweepjet, at your service! ^_^

*hugs him hard* I'm sorry about what happened with Cyclonus. He takes his honour and his reputation pretty seriously, and the bunny thing just pressed the wrong buttons... *pulls some sunflower seeds from a subspace pocket and a single red rose from the other* Feel better soon?

[bw_waspy]

Waspinator not sure where that is... will have to ask Friend-bot. Ooo... seeds! And rose! Waspinator likes roses...

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

I know. *hugs again* Well, you know where I am if you want a lift. ^_^

no it's not your fault

[magnetophone.livejournal.com]

Cyclonus had no bussiness blaming you for other people's shoddy work :(

So if I understand correctly from other posts, it was the Maximal Council who tried to reprogram you to be obedient to them, but they failed and you ended up with all these glitches? Well that's just...sigh

*mutters exasperatedly* what a bunch of slagging amateurs ¬_¬

Some things definately need to change on Cybertron...

Luckily you didn't turn out too bad, you're an interesting little bug thing :)