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Well, this was briefly amusing...


You scored as Accident. You will probably die from a accident, like a car crash, a failed stunt or you missed the net when trapezing.

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Accident

73%

Suicide

67%

Stabbed

60%

Posion

60%

Gunshot

53%

Disappear

53%

Eaten

47%

Cut Throat

40%

Suffocated

40%

Drowning

40%

Disease

33%

Bomb

20%

Natural Causes

7%

How Will You Die??
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And then there's this...

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:AOL Trial CDs
Your Favorite Target:Poseurs
Your Kill Count:1,453,991,105
Your Battle Cry:"Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail:23
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$171,000,566,338,639
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 68%
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I just know I'm going to spend the rest of the day trying to think of a list of ways to kill someone with AOL Trial CDs...

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-09 19:07 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seekerspy.livejournal.com
I can think of many ways to make a CD lethal. It's all in the wrist. ^^

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-09 19:46 (UTC)
psychocrab: (Default)
From: [personal profile] psychocrab
Hmmm... *has gathered a stack of AOL cds, and found a combat drone* Care to demonstrate? *offers some CDs*

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-09 19:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seekerspy.livejournal.com
Hai.

Have you seen a shiruken, or ninja star, in those earth shows the Junkions watched. These can be used the same way.

Holding it horizontal, snap the wrist, as if throwing a disk, and it'll spin fast. The faster I make it spin and the more energy I boost into it... I can make them cut through metal before desinigrating.

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-09 20:21 (UTC)
psychocrab: (Default)
From: [personal profile] psychocrab
Hmm. Yes, I have seen martial arts films involving those... *flics a CD, snapping it in half* Are you certain these aren't too fragile for such use?

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-09 21:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaci-celica.livejournal.com
*watches Rampage try to throw disks without them breaking, and failing*

Hmm. It's harder than it looks, I guess. :| *puzzles for a moment*
Go on then, Verty. Show us how it's done. ;)

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-10 00:43 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seekerspy.livejournal.com
Are you certain these aren't too fragile for such use?

Nnh... you just need more practice. If you think they will be fragile, they will be. Instead, make thiem feel as storng as you are.

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-10 01:22 (UTC)
psychocrab: (Default)
From: [personal profile] psychocrab
*looks at the CD, looks at Vertigo, looks back at the CD... thinks about this for a bit* I'm not sure I'd want to see that... *snicker* I suppose you're not joking...

... but while I'm self-taught when it comes to certain aspects of psychological warfare, I have no idea how to give a 'pep talk' to an inanimate object.

And if I started trying, I'd hate to think what my psychiatrist would make of that...

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-10 14:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seekerspy.livejournal.com
*laughes, then straightens up again* I guess I should demostrate.

*sends over video clip of myself slinging one of these into the wall of his quarters*

I will not be able to take it out without it breaking up, but there you have it.

I don't speak to it with my vocalizer, of course. I just imagine that the disk is really made of durable, sharp steel. I boost my energy into the throw, making it spin very fast as well. "Mind over matter", I believe I have heard human martial artists say.

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-09 19:39 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] longhaul.livejournal.com
Whaddaya know! Those things do have uses, after all!

I swear, Scav's got a ton of 'em layin' around.

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-09 21:28 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaci-celica.livejournal.com
QUOTE: "Weapon of Choice: AOL Trial CDs"

*laughs* Okay, that has to be the funniest thing I've read all day. :) I guess they had to have SOME use... jus' couldn't think what. Until now. ^_^

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-10 00:44 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seekerspy.livejournal.com
They are much more handy than a Coke bottle too. ^^

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-10 22:57 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juju-hugs.livejournal.com
Why would you want to hurt people, Mr. Crab? That's baaaaaaaaad!

(no subject)

Date: 2005-04-10 23:35 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obsessedmanta.livejournal.com
I'd say your chances of getting stabbed are more likely. AOL CDs? *looks clueless*