Quint Meets A Dwarven Soapmaker

[Below is an archived version of one thread response to a LiveJournal post here, because LiveJournal became hard to impossible for me to access. Icons and threading not preserved, nor are other peoples' replies. OCC discussion of soapmaking also removed.]

[Urist McSoaper (uristmcsoaper@livejournal.com)]
For the Nexus: one dwarf female by the sign, wearing an impeccably clean pair of -pig tail fiber trousers- and an equally clean -alpaca wool shirt- and looking somewhat annoyed. "Are there any fortresses that actually employ soapmakers instead a' shoving them inta the magma plumbing?" she asks. "And does anyone have a decent barrel a' whip wine?"