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*sigh* Waspinator spend more time in CR tank than anywhere else. This time, it because stupid ancient-bot with bunny helmet (firstlieutenant) shoot Waspinator.

Is NOT Waspinator's fault Waspinator has glitches and forget names. Waspinator can't think of other name for Bunny-bot that Waspinator can remember.

Waspinator even have trouble remembering Dactyl-bot's name, but Dactyl-bot understood...

Friend-bot (mega_cartoon) and scary Crab-bot (psychocrab) put Waspinator in CR this time.

Waspinator is upset. Waspinator wake up today and just want to go plant things with Friend-bot. Spend all morning looking for things to plant... Stupid Bunny-bot.

Comments

[dr-al-w.livejournal.com]

From: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
To: waspinator@livejournal.com
Subject: Friend-bot
Body:
Really? You must come and visit sometime. CR is some kind of hospital? Repair facility? I'm sorry you were injured. You are healing well, I hope?

I wish I was as good a father as I'd like to be. My alternate and/or future self or selves seem to have been, to use the slang, 'total lunatics', and he had to deal with them most of his life rather than someone supportive and .... it's just very frustrating. He should have the teleportation coordinates, though I must warn you that if you use organic matter for your primary thought processing, teleportation is probably not very safe. It degrades the neural pathways and scrambles the fragile electrical signals on human brains, at least.

[bw_waspy]

*has to think hard to remember the words for some of this e-mail, occasionally checking the notes he's taken to keeping in subspace*

From: waspinator@livejournal.com
To: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
Subject: re: Friend-bot
Body:
CR is repair device. Uses nanites to do repairs. Nanites in liquid, so CR look like pool. Waspinator have bad luck, so Waspinator spends lots of time in CR, but CR doesn't hurt, and Waspinator is ok now.

Waspinator sorry about family problems. Dactyl-bot not get along with parents either. Waspinator not know if any of other Predacons had parents.

Waspinator's beast mode use scanned DNA. Waspinator is a wasp. But beast mode is not really organic, Waspinator think... Waspinator not sure, but think beast mode is something like CR, but not nanites. Waspinator not understand enough to say.

Waspinator can fly, but Waspinator not able to teleport.

[dr-al-w.livejournal.com]

From: dr_al_w@livejournal.com
To: waspinator@livejournal.com
Subject: Teleportation
Body:
Depending on your size, I may be able to fit you with a teleport drive... Of course, I don't know if your systems would be able to handle it. If you could bring some spare parts or something, I could probably cobble a new one together. Thank you for the information, though. I'll see what I can do. I think I'm going to head to bed for the night... Have a good day, Waspinator.

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

You know, Waspy, if it's not like across time or something, I could fly you to wherever you need to go. One-wasp sweepjet, at your service! ^_^

*hugs him hard* I'm sorry about what happened with Cyclonus. He takes his honour and his reputation pretty seriously, and the bunny thing just pressed the wrong buttons... *pulls some sunflower seeds from a subspace pocket and a single red rose from the other* Feel better soon?

[bw_waspy]

Waspinator not sure where that is... will have to ask Friend-bot. Ooo... seeds! And rose! Waspinator likes roses...

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

I know. *hugs again* Well, you know where I am if you want a lift. ^_^